(Refrain:) Put it on my wee wee! Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange! (x4)
Got a dick, it´s as big as a banana I try to control it, but I can´t. It´s too tough, it´s like an AK flip banana. You better watch out, Hannah Montana! Man, what´s the matter? Have you no manners? (no!) You know the girl from Juno´s address? Yeah, I´m a prob´ly go to jail for that. Now I got the cops on my tail for that! Run up on your car with a stale banana In your tail pipe, can´t believe you fell for that. It coulda been a Molotov Cocktail for that. Wait a minute, man! What the hell was that? I heard a noise, where you goin´? What are you, bananas?! You can´t go back there, stupid ass! I just seen a woman in a Freddy Krueger mask.
Who the fuck are you, Superman? All you have is a little stupid can Of whipped cream what the hell you gonna do with that? I´m a put it on my wee wee. Ooh, good answer! A super bonanza extravaganza. Man, go ahead, what you waitin´ for? You better get them clothes off, baby boy. Come on! Let´s go! We´re gonna make a porn! Ready, set, go! Hit play, record!
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Are you ready? - You better hold the camera steady. She´s pro´ly back there with a damn machete! She´s pro´ly gonna eat you like canned spaghetti She´s pro´ly gonna kill ya; still wanna check, see?
Have a little quick look? - Go on? She´s pro´ly six foot tall like bigfoot, the hell with that? We probably should run, don´t dare look back! We probably, probably, probably There probably was a problem at the post office or something But you probably didn´t know that, did ya? Now what ya gonna do when she gets ya? I ain´t goin´ with ya, forget ya! Quit tryna hold my hand, mista´! Pretend she´s your little sista´! - Little sista´! [?] Might as well take the whipped cream with ya And when you see her, make sure you get a picture! We could try to make another "Blair Witch-a - movie"
A beastiality porno with smoothies.
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It´s Eerie, but here comes Zack and Miri The "Beauty And The Beast", his back is hairy. But she don´t care, they´re attractive, very Very sexually active, very. No, Zack! Don´t go back in there! It´s too late now, she´s grabbin´ hair! He screams: "Bloody Mary!" - Grabs a mirror But stop just ain´t in her vocabular. "Get off me, please! Get off me, stop!" Ballin´ back at a coffee shop. They go non-stop. - She says: "Go!" He says: "No! " - She says: "Oh!" Back and forth, they scream and shout. Yeah, boy; let them demons out!
It´s the kinda nightmare you dream about Uh-oh! Now the whipped cream is out. I get sick thoughts. - Sick, sick, thoughts. The things you could do with your lipstick gloss. Put it on my dick ´til the tip looks orange. Bitch, keep going! - Bitch, keep going!