[P!nk] You can sound the alarm, you can call out your guards You can fence in your yard, you can hold all the cards
But I won´t back down Oh no, I won´t back down, oh no
[Eminem] Cadillac Sevilles, coupe DeVilles Brain-dead rims, yeah, stupid wheels Girl, I´m too for real, lose your tooth-and-nail Tryna fight it, try to deny it, stupid, you will feel What I do, I do at will Shootin´ from the hip, yeah, boy, I shoot to kill Half a breath left on my deathbed Screamin´, “F that!” – yeah, super-ill Baby, what the deal? We can chill Split a half a pill and a Happy Meal Fuck a steak, slut, I´ll cut my toes off And step on the receipt ´fore I foot the bill Listen, garden tool, don´t make me introduce you
To my power tool, you know the fuckin´ drill How you douchebags feel knowin´ you´re disposable? Summer´s Eve, Massengill Shady´s got the mass appeal Baby, crank the shit, ´cause it´s your goddamn jam You said that you want your punchlines a little more compact Well, shorty, I´m that man These other cats ain´t metaphorically where I´m at, man I gave Bruce Wayne a Valium And said, “Settle your fuckin´ ass down! I´m ready for combat, man!” Get it? Calm Batman, nah Ain´t nobody who´s as bomb and as nuts Lines are like Mom´s CAT-scans
´Cause they fuckin´ go bananas Honey, I applaud that ass Swear to God, man, these broads can´t dance Ma, show ´em how it´s done Spaz like a goddamn Taz, yeah
[P!nk] You can sound the alarm, you can call out your guards You can fence in your yard, you can hold all the cards But I won´t back down Oh no, I won´t back down, oh no
[Eminem] Girl, shake that ass like a donkey with Parkinson´s Make like Michael J. Fox is in your drawers
Playin´ with an etch-a-sketch Bet you that you´ll never guess Who´s knockin´ at your door, people hit the floors Yeah, tonight, ladies, you gon´ get divorced Girl, forget remorse, I´ma hit you broads With Chris´s force like you pissed him off Talented with the tongue, ma´fucker You ain´t got a lick in yours Hittin´ licks like I´m robbin´ liquor stores Makin´ cash registers shit their drawers Think you spit the rawest? I´m an uncooked slab of beef layin´ on your kitchen floor Other words, I´m off the meat rack Bring the beat back, bring in two extension cords I´ma measure my dick shit, I need six inches more Fuck, my dick´s big, bitch, need I remind you
That I don´t need the fuckin´ swine flu to be a sick pig? You´re addicted, I´m dope I´m the longest needle around here need a fix, ock? I´m the big shot get it, dick-snots? You´re just small pokes, little pricks Girl, you think that other prick´s hot? I´ll drink gasoline and eat a lit match Before I sit back and let him get hotter Better call the cops on him quick, fast Shady´s right back on your bitch-ass White trash with a half a six-pack in his hatchback Trailer hitch attached to the back, dispatch
[P!nk] You can sound the alarm, you can call out your guards
You can fence in your yard, you can hold all the cards But I won´t back down Oh no, I won´t back down, oh no
[Eminem] Bitch, am I the reason that your boyfriend stopped rappin´? Does a bird chirp? Does Lil´ Wayne slurp ´zurp ´Til he burps and smoke purp? Does a word search get circles wrapped around it Like you do when I come through? I´d like you to remind yourself of what the fuck I can do When I´m on the mic Oh, you´re the kind of girl that I could take a likin´ to Psych! I´m spikin´ you like a football
Been this way since I stood a foot tall You´re a good catch with a shitty spouse Got a pretty mouth and a good jaw Give me good brain, watch the wood-grain Don´t want no cum stain bitch, you listenin´? Tryin´ to turn me down, slut, I´m talkin´ to you Turn me back up! Are you insane?! Tryin´ to talk over me in the car Shut the fuck up while my shit´s playin´! I´m a shit stain on the underwear of life What´s the saying? Where there´s thunder, there is lightning And they say that it never strikes twice in the same place Then how the fuck have I been hit six times In three different locations on four separate occasions? And you can bet your stankin´ ass
That I´ve come to smash everything in my path Fork was in the road, took the psycho path Poison Ivy wouldn´t have me thinkin´ rash So hit the dance-floor, cutie, while I do my duty On this microphone; shake your booty, shorty! I´m the shit why you think Proof used to call me "Doody"?
[P!nk] You can sound the alarm, you can call out your guards You can fence in your yard, you can hold all the cards But I won´t back down Oh no, I won´t back down, oh no