[PMD] Ayo coolin man, done with this album, about to take it up to Leon
Wills, see what they say.
[E] Hold up man, we ain´t bringing nothing up until I diss this girl, man. [P] Aw, you ain´t going to go into that Jane thing again? [E] You know I had to diss her! I told her don´t mess with me, you know? [P] But why you gotta be bothering with that skeezer? That was way back in 1986! [E] Let me tell you how it went anyway
[E] Hanging out late drinking a couple of brews [P] Turn on the radio put the shit on snooze [E] So when it´s time to get up, the radio comes on [P] Blasting in my ear with the hip-hop song
[E] Five minutes later I hear someone knocking [P] Yo outside yo, my stereo´s rocking [E] Saying in my mind "Who can it be?" [P] It was me, the P double E M D [E] I said yo [P] I said yo [E] What´s up trooper? I have a girl and she wants me to duke her [P] Why didn´t you? [E] I woulda have been, only thing she brung along a friend So PMD (Yo?) Why don´t you do me a favor? Chill with the bitch and I´ll hook you up later She´s fly, haircut like Anita Baker [P] Looked up and down and said "Hmm, I´ll take her" She came in, I said "Hi my name is P"
She said "Hello my name is J-A-N-E" I said "Jane, oh, what a nice name" It reminds me of a high school flame [E] She came behind me and then she rubbed my back She started moaning and said "Yo, let´s hit the sack" Went to my room because she was kinda bossy Girl broke buckwild [P] And started playing horsey [E] She showed pain but inside she felt joy [P] Ayo she broke wild and said "Ride em cowboy!" [E] Three o´clock on the dot [P] Tired of busting her [E] Woke up in the morning to my record "You´re a Customer" She left me a note, she called me the medicine
Said next time you have to be better [P] Bigger [E] Stronger and much faster [P] And you don´t quit, EPMD rock double [E] To the funky shit!