Tell me, milk cow, what on earth is wrong with you?
Ooo ooo eee, milk cow, what on earth is wrong with you?
Now, you have a little calf, hoo hoo, and your milk is turnin´ blue

Now, your calf is hungry, I believe he needs a suck
Now, your calf is hungry, hoo hoo, I believe he needs a suck
But your milk is turnin´ blue, hoo hoo, I believe he´s outta luck

Now, I feel like milkin´ and my, cow won´t come
I feel like churnin´ it and my, milk won´t turn
I´m cryin´, please, please, don´t do me wrong
If you see my milk cow, baby, now-how, please, drive her home

My milk cow been ramblin´, hoo hee, for miles around
My milk cow been ramblin´, hoo hoo, for miles around

Well, now, can you suck on some other man´s bull cow,
hoo hoo, in this strange man´s town