This is a tale as old as time
I love to write a dance-y rhyme (Oh yeah)
Down low straight man meets a feminine gay
Bi-curious turns into same-sex play

Oh, Before we get right down to it
Oh, Leave your Tradie undies at the foot of my bed

Don´t be shy, don´t be prudish
Naked sex tonight, let´s do this (Naked sex tonight)
Be libertine, oh, oh, just be keen
Naked sex tonight with me (Naked sex tonight)

This tale repeats itself all the time
I love to write songs all the time
Boy, we never have to use a label
Give you a handy under the table

Oh, before we get right down to it
Oh, leave your Tradie undies at the foot of my bed

Naked sex tonight, let´s do this (Naked sex tonight)
Be libertine, oh, oh, just be keen
Naked sex tonight with me (Naked sex tonight)
I know you´re closeted, boy, and I´m okay with that
So put the needle on my record, boy, and play my track

It´s naked sex tonight
Oh, naked sex tonight

Let´s not talk sexuality (Let´s not talk about it)
While I am down on my knees
I take all of you in my mouth
Flip me and DJ my brown south, instead

Let´s talk all about pleasure play (I´m gonna tell all my friends about this)
Explore and kiss the night away
You´ll call every once in a while
So you can do me doggy-style

Naked sex tonight, let´s do this (Naked sex tonight)
Be libertine, oh, oh, just be keen
Naked sex tonight with me (Naked sex tonight)
I know you´re closeted, boy, and I´m okay with that
So put the needle on my record, boy, and play my track

It´s naked sex tonight
Gonna tell all my friends

Oh, before we get right down to it
Oh, leave your Tradie undies at the foot of my bed