It´s just a stupid little love song It´s just a stupid little It´s just a stupid little love song Here we go Put ´em up, put ´em up, put ´em up
Granddad fought in World War II, your cousin landed on the moon Your mother is a diplomat Senator of Connecticut Your sister´s got a 4.0, your father´s got his own talk show Your brother aced the science test, he found the cure for morning breath I came here by taxi you came by limousine And all I have to offer you is this Just a stupid little love song Three chords and a microphone Just a stupid little love song Hip-hop and rock-n-roll So sit right down and I´ll sing this song to you Put ´em up, put ´em up, put ´em up You´re captain of the football team, a cheerleader´s recurring dream You´re on the road to Harvard law, I´m on the bus to Arkansas
I stand in your doorway your world looks so enchanting And all I have to offer you is this Just a stupid little love song Three chords and a microphone Just a stupid little love song Hip-hop and rock-n-roll So sit right down and I´ll sing this song to you Put ´em up, put ´em up, put ´em up And the moon comes in the window like a spotlight Listen up ´cause this is real I sit you down and I begin to gently rock the mic ´Cause I´m trying to tell you what I feel And we´re truly approaching a moment And then you lean over and say "What´s my name, what´s my name, what´s my name" Oh come on, here we go {Hi is Brett home?
Well, will you tell him I came by?} I stand in your driveway Your world looks so far away and all I have to offer you is this Just a stupid little love song Three chords and a microphone Just a stupid little love song Hip-hop and rock-n-roll So sit right down and I´ll sing this song to you Put ´em up, put ´em up Just a stupid little love song So sit right down and I´ll sing this song to you