Welcome to the first day of the rest of my life
The tension is so think you can cut it with a knife
Something´s happened
Things will never be the same

There´s blood on the carpet
I´m rewiring my brain

Yeah, oh oh
Oh Yeah,
True story

I got some new friends down at West Valley PD
You can change the channel but I´m all that´s on TV
The only good news is that he´s going to be o.k.
Got a bomb in my stomach but I´m dreaming that one day

I´ll be going to a Policeman´s Xmas party
Have a couple beers get funky on the dance floor
Going to a Policeman´s Xmas party
Gonna have a good time for the rest of my life

Oh yeah, Oh yeah
Ok

4 weeks later it´s still raining in the park
Marine with a gun guards my house now after dark
I look for clues like I´m Inspector Clouseau
You can have my money honey I just want to go

Go to a policeman´s Xmas party
Have a couple beers get my funky on the dance floor
Go to a policeman´s Xmas party
Gonna have a good time for the rest of my life...

There´s cops on the ceiling
There´s cops on the floor
There´s cops in the windows

Cops breaking down the door
You´ll never feel safer in your life
The captain even likes to get freaky on my wife

We´re going to a Policeman´s Xmas party
Have a couple beers get my funky on the dance floor
Going to a Policeman´s Xmas party
Gonna have a good time for the rest...

Welcome to the best day of the rest of my life
My buddies broke the case and now it´s gonna be alright
Moral of the story, it don´t matter who you are
Be careful what you wish for they´ll be calling you a rock star

People from earth there´s never been a harder core

Party like this party in a million years or more
The floor itself is hopping like a freaking kangaroo
The D.J.´s in his P.J.´s playing..."everybody wants you!"

Going to a policeman´s Xmas party
Have a couple beers get funky on the dance floor
Going to a policeman´s Xmas party
Going to have a good time the rest of my life!

Take off your clothes
Take off everything you are
Take off your heart
Get funky on the dance floor

Going to have a good time for the rest of your life