[Post Malone]
I woke up on the ground
I guess I shoulda kept that shit to myself
Turns out, I´m pretty good at runnin´ my mouth
But not good enough (Not good enough)

You know, when I go in, it´s lights out (It´s lights out)
I couldn´t hear a thing ´cause the song was too loud (Was too loud)
Last night I had thirty-two teeth in my mouth
Some went away
Why´d you have to go and fucking ruin my day?

[Post Malone]
You´re the reason why I got my ass kicked
But you´re the only way to drown my sadness
This is my love/hate letter out to alcohol
You´re the reason why I got my ass kicked

[Post Malone]
I was laid out flat like a centerfold (Centerfold)
Jakey and his partner drove me home

Lookin´ in the mirror, something´s wrong
Let me get my dentist on the phone (On the phone)
Found my keys, then I went back out
Someone asked me how it all went down
I remember like it´s yesterday (Like it´s yesterday)
I took a shot, took a shot, took a shot, took another shot
Fell right out my fuckin´ chair, swingin´ for his eye
Then a big chrome ring flew in from the side
I thought I died
Why´d you have to go and fuckin´ ruin my night?

[Post Malone]
You´re the reason why I got my ass kicked
But you´re the only way to drown my sadness
This is my love/hate letter out to alcohol

You´re the reason why I got my ass kicked