Make like a Mister Milquetoast - and you´ll get shutout Make like a Mister Meek - and you´ll get cut out Make like a little lamb - and wham you´re shorn I tell you chum - it´s time to come - blow your horn
Make like a Mister Mumbles - and you´re a zero Make like a Mister Big - they dig a hero You´ve got to sound your "A" - the day you´re born I tell you chum - it´s time to come - blow your horn
The taller the tree is - the sweeter the peach I´ll give you the whole magilla - in a one word speech - reach
Make like the world´s your pudding - but light the brandy Even the mildest kiss - is a dan-dan-dandy There´ll be no love in bloom - come doomsday morn I tell you chum - it´s time to come - blow your horn
In civilized jungles - females adore The lions who come on swinging - if you want to score - roar
You can be either read to - or be the reader You can be either lead - or be the leader Don´t wait until you´re told - you´re old and worn
Take in some air - and get your lips puckered Before you find - you´re simply too tuckered
I tell you chum - it´s time to come - blow your horn