I make a date for golf - You can bet you life it rains.
I try to give a party - And the guy upstairs complains. I guess I´ll go thru life; Just catchin´ colds and missin´ trains, Ev´rything happens to me.
I never miss a thing - I´ve had measles and the mumps. And ev´ry time I play my ace - My partner always trumps. I guess I´m just a fool; Who never looks before he jumps, Ev´rything happens to me.
At first my heart tho´t; You could break this jinx for me. That love would turn the trick; To end my despair.
But now, I just can´t fool; This head that thinks for me. I´ve mortgaged all my castles in the air.
I´ve telegraphed and called; I sent AN "Air Mail Special", too; You answer was goodbye - And there was even postage due. I fell in love just once; And then it had to be with you, Ev´rything happens to me.