Van Tango had a mean old scene, Van Tango!
(Mean old scene, Van Tango)
Van Tango had a mean old scene, Van Tango!
(Mean old scene, Van Tango)
He worked night-shift at the opera

(Mean old scene, Van Tango)
Watching the girls go by
(Girls go by, Van Tango)
He´s singled out tonight
(Singled out, Van Tango)
He´s singled out every night
(Singled out, Van Tango)

Caretaker of the night
He´s the king of the night
Caretaker of the night
He´s the king of the night

Van Tango had a mean old scene, Van Tango!
(Mean old scene, Van Tango)
Van Tango had a mean old scene, Van Tango!
(Mean old scene, Van Tango)
He wore his quiff Venetian style

(Venetian style, Van Tango)
His fags were cheap, but with a filter
(Really cheap, Van Tango)
He don´t suck up to no-one tonight
(Don´t suck up, Van Tango)
He don´t suck up to no-one at all
(Don´t suck up, Van Tango)
Van Tango, Van Tango
Van Tango, Van Tan-Tan-Tan-Tan-Tango

Caretaker of the night
He´s the king of the night
Caretaker of the night
He´s the king of the night

Van Tango, Van Tango, Van Tan-Tan-Tan-Tan-Tango
Van Tango, Van Tango, Van Tan-Tan-Tan-Tan-Tango