It was no potion, that notion that led to my devotion
To movin´ movin´, and if the anti-grooves just cannot soothe
Your desperate funkish urge for groovin´ and if your funk is ailin´ still

There´s no cure, there ain´t no pills
He´s the one that can do it for ya
One and one and one is three
Dr. Funk is all you need, he´s the one that can heal it for ya
If you lived a funkless life
Groovin´ less, feelin´ un-nice, he´s the one that can change it for ya
If you want some quick reaction
Guarantees you satisfaction, you´ll groove the world
Oh oh oh, he´s got your prescription, he´s the doctor
Calling the doctor
Don´t use no funny pills, ´cause he´s the doctor
Calling the doctor
Through funk is how he heals, he´s the doctor
Calling the doctor

Duh duh duhduh duh, call the doctor
If you lived a funkless life
Groovin´ less, feelin´ un-nice, he´s the one that can change it for ya
If you want some acleyfaction
Pull your funk up out of traction
You´ll groove the world
Oh oh oh, he´s got your prescription, he´s the doctor
Calling the doctor
Don´t use no funny pills, ´cause he´s the doctor
Calling the doctor
Through funk is how he heals, he´s the doctor
Calling the doctor
Duh duh duhduh duh, call the doctor
You´ve got to call, call the doctor (x3)
Yes, you´ve got to call, call the doctor

Ah, call the funky doctor when you´re down on your side
Call the doctor
And prepare your anatomy for takin´ a ride
He´s the one that can do it for ya
Call the doctor
Wooo, when you need a cure and it´s got to be real
Call the doctor
He´s the P in prescriptions with the thrill of a pill
He´s the one that can do it for ya
Call the doctor, wooo
(x3)

He´s the doctor, he will take care all your ills
Call the doctor
(x3)