´Bout that time They asked me where was I going Ya know I, said, well You have to be reasonable
So you know I´ve never been away from home before And, uh, besides They gave me a good deal And I think that, uh Funkadelica is You know, the nation, that, you know, I would like to, live under (What in the world is this boy talking about?)
Pledge a groovallegiance to the funk The United Funk of Funkadelica Uh, dey funk, well dey funk, today funk Of da United Funk of Funkadelica
I pledge groovallegiance to the flag Of funky, funky, funkadelica, yeah
(What) Who With the united funk we can fly!
For if our cause was unjust We couldn´t bring this funk to you. So we feel that it´s a must It is something we should do
Let me take you by the hand And spread the funk across the land It´s not hard to understand Headin´ for the master plan...
Pledge a groovallegiance to the funk (Oh yeah) The United Funk of Funkadelica Oh Yea-Hoo
Dey do do do da funk Do da funk-de e de dee
Pardon me, but I can tell We know each other very well Take my funk and let it grow And then we´ll funk some more
Please come on, come all to the funk Let your feelings grow as one Join this nation, you will see That we can make you free Dip-Dip de-diddy-de-dep-dee
Pledge a groovallegiance to the funk The United Funk of Funkadelica Do dey, do dey funk? Oh yeah
Do dey funk Un, hum
So if you just take the time You´d see we need to draw the line When we do I´m sure you´ll find That we come to free your mind Oh yeah
Do-doop--doop do-do-wow Doobie-doobie-doop-do-wow
Do you promise to funk, the whole funk and Nothing but the funk Go forth and funk
I am sorry I have but one funk to give to my nation
One nation under a groove think! it ain´t illegal yet
In funk we trust Do you pledge grooveallegiance to the funk? One nation under a groove it ain´t illegal yet