Welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and freaks of all kinds
I´ll be your host, here to remind you that you´re alive
There´s no need to worry, ´cause everyone´s crazy here

Whoever you decide you want to be, you belong here
You can be who you want to be, you can do who you want to do, honey, as long as they want to do you too
But no matter what, open up, and be as free as you can be
Welcome to the Freak Show
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