I´ve always said "I do" too easy and now I´m paying the price My weakness for beautiful women is my most expensive vice
I still believe in matrimony, but I can´t afford another try Child support and alimony is just about to bleed me dry
I got ex´s all across the country And I owe everybody in town I got bill collectors a calling me up And lawyers trying to track me down I´m just one wrong move from the poor house But I don´t belong in there I got so many ex´s and owe so much I ought to be on Hollywood squares Yeah, I ought to be on Hollywood squares
Looking back over my love life, I only have myself to blame
I guess I should´ve checked my price tag before I gave them my last name Now my credit ratings in the gutter and the bottom line sure looks bad I´ll be paying the rest of my life for the few good times I´ve had
I got ex´s all across the country And I owe everybody in town I got bill collectors a calling me up And lawyers trying to track me down I´m just one wrong move from the poor house But I don´t belong in there I got so many ex´s and owe so much I ought to be on Hollywood squares Yeah, they ought to put me on Hollywood squares