Hello, hello, hello, so nice to meet you My name is tired, just look at my eyes I´d rather be anywhere than talking to Oh, you´ve got a dog and play golf on weekends? Please tell me more, I love a bore
Can´t wait to be friends Help, I think my eyes are stuck to the ceiling They might´ve rolled out of control Right when you mansplained your own way into a Grave of stocks and shares and pornstar martinis Please pass a shovel and some dirt, this man´s still breathing
I called emergency services to get me I couldn´t get a word in because he wouldn´t let me
Who said that there´s fun in conversation? You dress it up like it´s modern day ejaculation And a-woop, there goes my little bit of patience You could´ve come, but now the train has left the station
Goodbye, auf wiedersehen, arrivederci No, I wouldn´t like your number, please and merci Oh, have mercy on me Can you take a hint? Would you like a mint? (Ah) Think I need a respirator ´cause you´re mouth is full of shit
I called emergency services to get me They get a lot of calls, but they know this man will end me
Who said that there´s fun in conversation? You dress it up like it´s modern day ejaculation And a-woop, there goes my little bit of patience
You could´ve come, but now the train has left the station You said can we try to cut the tension? I´m looking ´round the room to find the tension that you mention Yeah, take a break from all the condescension How you´re not a virgin is beyond my comprehension
Emma got a call on her phone tonight From a divorcee on an e-line bike He´s done a lot of coke in an old bar one (M) Yeah, there´s someone home (D) But the lights aren´t on (E) I know that she´s tired and she wants her bed (M) But she can´t say no (D) to a (E) fuckboy´s text Lying in her shame in his unwashed sheets (M) A Lothario (D) where his girlfriend sleeps (E) Keeps it short and sweet like he´s in a rush (M) Yeah, it´s not that deep (D) and it´s not that fun (E)
Screaming in his ear, "Can you please slow down?" (M) ´Cause there´s no one here (D) getting off right now (E) Off right now Off right now
Who said that there´s fun in conversation? You dress it up like it´s modern day ejaculation (Oh) And a-woop, there goes my little bit of patience You could´ve come, but now the train has left the station You said can we try to cut the tension? I´m looking ´round the room to find the tension that you mention Yeah, take a break from all the condescension How you´re not a virgin is beyond my comprehension
Okay, class (Yes, Miss Davies) Shall we teach them all what we´ve learnt in school today? (Trash equals men) That´s right And while l´ve got your attention never trust a man with a strawberry daiquiri who´s out in Canary Wharf Ooh-ooh
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