I Sit Around And Watch The Tube, But Nothing´s On
I Change The Channels For An Hour Or Two
Twiddle My Thumbs Just For A Bit
I´m Sick Of All The Same Old Shit
In A House With Unlocked Doors

And I´m Fucking Lazy

Bite My Lip And Close My Eyes
Take Me Away To Paradise
I´m So Damn Bored I´m Going Blind
And I Smell Like Shit

Peel Me Off This Velcro Seat And Get Me Moving
I Sure As Hell Can´t Do It By Myself
I´m Feeling Like A Dog In Heat
Barred Indoors From The Summer Street
I Locked The Door To My Own Cell
And I Lost The Key

Bite My Lip And Close My Eyes
Take Me Away To Paradise
I´m So Damn Bored I´m Going Blind
And I Smell Like Shit

I´ve Got No Motivation
Where Is My Motivation?
No Time For The Motivation
Smoking My Inspiration

I Sit Around And Watch The Phone But No One´s Calling
Call Me Pathetic, Call Me What You Will
My Mother Says To Get A Job
But She Don´t Like The One She´s Got
When Masturbation´s Lost Its Fun
You´re Fucking Lonely

Bite My Lip And Close My Eyes
Take Me Away To Paradise
I´m So Damn Bored I´m Going Blind
And Loneliness Has To Suffice

Bite My Lip And Close My Eyes
I Was Slipping Away To Paradise
Some Say, "Quit Or I´ll Go Blind"
But It´s Just A Myth