I´m and Irish cripple, a Scottish jew
I´m the blackmail man
A raspberry ripple, a buckle-my-shoe
I´m the blackmail man
I´m a dead fish coon, a pikey Greek

I´m the blackmail man
A silvery spoon, a bubble and squeak
I´m the blackmail man

Well, I´m the blackmail man and I know what you do
Every one of you, I´m the blackmail man
You make me sick, make me Tom and dick
I´ll put the black on you
Cause I´m the blackmail man
Blackmail man

I´m a Paki, Chink a half-cocked ponce
I´m the blackmail man
A tiddly -wink, a Charlie Ronce
I´m a no socks tramp, a cavalier drunk
I´m the blackmail man
A paraffin lamp, an elephants trunk

I´m the blackmail man

I´m the blackmail man and I think you stink
You pen an ink, blackmail man
I hate your guts, your Newington Butts
I´ll put the black on you
Cause I´m the blackmail man

Hampton wick, Parrafin lamp
Fraiser and Nash, Pony and trap
Blackmail man
Up you harris, in your mince
Hamptons don´t leave fingerprints
I am the blackmail man

I´m the blackmail man and I think you stink
You pen an ink, blackmail man
I hate your guts, your Newington Butts

I´ll put the black on you
Cause I´m the blackmail man