If you´re cold, well here´s a plan:
Pull the plug out of your fan
If you´re hot, now here´s a scheme:
Park your botty in the stream
If you´re tired, check this plot:

Seek a source that hits the spot
If you´re snooty, here´s a ploy
Stroll along the hoi polloi
You´ll not have owt to show for it
If you don´t go for it
You´ll have to come to terms with it,
Get on the firm with it
If you don´t get to grips with it,
You´ve had your chips with it
You´ll only come to rue it if you don´t do it

If you´re lost, well try this notion:
Find yourself a magic potion
If you´re angry, check this wheeze:
Count to ten and then say, ´cheese´
If you´re uptight here´s the answer:
Learn to be a belly-dancer
If you´re concerned, suss a wangle:

Try it from a different angle
Now you can put a name to it,
You must lay claim to it
You´ll have time to regret it,
If you don´t go and get it
You won´t have much to talk about
If you don´t go on walkabout
Don´t think you won´t mind it
If you don´t try and find it

No-one said you must be good as gold
It´s what you haven´t done
That matters when you´re old
No-one said these things are pre-ordained
Nothing ventured...

If you´re guilty, cop a stroke:
You only did it for a joke

If you´re dozy, here´s a tactic:
Tell ´em all they´re too didactic
If you´re fed up, here´s a wrinkle:
Let your piano forte tinkle
If you´re wobbling here´s a trick:
Happy go toilet, click, click, click