You´re not Bridget Bardot, I´m not Jack Palance.
I´m not Shirley Temple by any circumstance,
Or Fred Astaire

You´re not Sidney Taffler, I´m not Dirk Bogarde.

I´m not very stylish and you´re not avant garde,
Or Lionel Blair

We´re as common as muck.
Bonne chance, viel glьck, good luck
Where bold is beautiful we don´t give a damn
Luvva duck, we´re as common as muck.

You´re not Victor Hugo, I´m not Patience Strong,
I´m not Rodney Rygate or Yvonne Goolagong.
Shirley Abicair, Oh!

I´m not Nellie Melba, you´re not Nellie Dean
We do our best endeavours to keep our doobries clean
Because we care!

We´re as common as muck.

Buona fortuna, vayas con Dios, good luck!
Where bold is beautiful we don´t give a damn.
Luvva duck, we´re as common as muck.

We´re as common as muck.
Bonne chance, viel glьck, good luck!
Where bold is beautiful we don´t give a damn.
Luvva duck! We´re as common as muck.