Here I stand with a dough nut for a brain
On my life, I must see you again
I should think that´s made it very plain
Is it his, is it his or is it ain´t?

Don´t ask me to leave it out
Or turn it up or pack it in
Don´t ask me, don´t ask me
Don´t ask

Don´t ask me, I´m an ignorant, I´m afraid
On my life, I believe we´re tailor made
I should worry if the weather spoils the trade
I´m a crumb and I´m in your lemonade

Don´t ask me to knock it off
Or cut it short or jack it in
Don´t ask me, don´t ask me
Don´t ask

Let me offer you my life and all my love
Let me offer you a bargain what a lovely range
Don´t forget the change

Don´t ask, don´t ask, don´t ask

Don´t ask me to make a sacrifice
On my life, I´m cheap at half the price
Won´t you try a portion or a slice?
Slightly warm but very, very nice

Don´t ask me to leave it out
Or turn it up or pack it in
Don´t ask me, don´t ask me
Don´t ask

Don´t ask