If I was with a woman she´d wonder what was happening
Little things would slowly go askew
If I was with a woman I´d make her quite unhappy
´Specially when she did not want me to

If I was with a woman I´d make believe I loved her
When all the time I would not like her much
If I was with a woman she´d soon become unsettled
I´d show her but I would not let her touch

Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Laughing, laughing

If I was with a woman I´d never ask her questions
But if she did not want me to I would
If I was with a woman I´d offer my indifference
And make quite sure she never understood

If I was with a woman I´d threaten to unload her

Every time she asked me to explain
If I was with a woman she´d have to learn to cherish
The purity and depth of my disdain

Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Laughing, laughing

I´ve been with a woman, she took away my spirit
No woman´s coming close to me again
I´ve been with a woman, she took away my spirit
No woman´s coming close to me again

Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing

Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing
Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing...