I went and changed a pound for the Underground The Bakerloo northbound cos I fancied coming round The Bakerloo northbound cos you fancied coming round?
Hmm, the Bakerloo northbound cos I fancied coming round
Well, I´m very glad you did, and I´m glad you paid a quid I´d go and put the kettle on if I could find the lid You´d go and put the kettle on if you could find the lid? Yes, I´d go and put the kettle on if I could find the lid
Please allow me to agree cos I´d love a cup of tea And I´d risk it for a biscuit, as I said, well, you know me You´d risk it for a biscuit? Yes, I´d risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me
No sooner said than done, aren´t you the lucky one? We´re out of chocolate hollies, would you like a Chelsea bun? Oh, you´re out of chocolate hollies, ooh, I´d love a Chelsea bun Since we´re out of chocolate hollies you must have a Chelsea bun
That´s a very tasty hat, where d´ you have to go for that? It´s the first one that I´ve seen that doesn´t make your face look fat Ooh, it´s the first one that you´ve seen that doesn´t make my face look fat? Yes, it´s the first one that I´ve seen that doesn´t make your face look fat
I got it down the Lane where the prices are insane I could have got the houndstooth but I rather liked the plain Ooh, you could have got the houndstooth but you rather liked the plain? Yes, I could have got the houndstooth but I rather liked the plain
Ooh, it doesn´t half look sweet, it´s more than half a proper treat It´s a monkey to a pony that there´s more than half a sheep Ooh, it´s a monkey to a pony that there´s more than half a sheep? Yes, it´s a monkey to a pony that there´s more than half a sheep