Robbed R. Pearson´s paper, Lauren spent his half
Ricky loves a kicking and he wants to join the guards
Barry breaks the windows of his broken home
Have a guess. His tiny mind´s been stonned

Lionel touches women when they´re walking through the park
He goes through people´s gardens nicking laundry in the dark
Roger left a sleeper across the District Line
Yeah, his dad´s a shipping clerk

Boys let´s have a laugh
Let´s have some mischief
Fill a Durex full of water
Throw it on a bus
Take a pigeon to the pictures
Let´s cause a bit of fuss
A bit of mischief
Let´s go bloody raving mad
Let´s do something really bad
They won´t forget the day we´ve had

Some mischief

Jack and Stan are tossing pals like monkeys in the zoo
When they got caught by Gaumont Gibbs they had to wank him too
Incentive didn´t want two of Dave (Get it?)
He failed his inter, failed his interview (Oh yeah?)"

She´s got crinkly hair
Underneath her underwear
I know cos I´ve been there

(M-I-S-C-H--I-E-F)
(M-I-S-C-H--I-E-F)
Wow!
Wow!

Don´t let´s hang about
Let´s have some mischief

Let´s pour Lockheed fluid on a Bentley, then let down his tyres
Hahahahaha
Let´s go and kill some kiosks, start a few more fires
Could this be mischief?

Let´s go completely over the top
Let´s do the bop that just won´t stop
Let´s go and have another drop
Of mischief

I´m sorry I done it
I´m sorry I done it

I´m sorry I done it
I´m sorry I done it
I´m sorry I done it
I´m sorry I done it