New digs and prospects of a job
New digs and prospects

Have I been half interested ´till now?
Breath and armpits stink

For Christ´s sake please stay sweet
The ever present threat of hands that want to sweat
My head aches and I ´m bursting for a piss
Why should I subject myself to this?

Pardon, sort of, oh
Pardon, y´know, oh
Pardon, urm, oh
Pardon, err, oh

My dreams will come true if I make the right impression
Hope it looks okay
I had it done today
Was that me who laughed?
Oh God I feel so daft
Think I´ve got a new one on my nose

Don´t I look a lemon in these clothes?

Pardon, sort of, oh
Pardon, y´know, oh
Pardon, urm, oh
Pardon, err, oh

Dear Jesus I doubt it´s up to me
Must not look like a prawn
Dear dandruff do not form
My stomach´s heaving, chaps
Made me a proper prat
My headaches and I need to be excused
Tell the truth you don´t seem to amused

Pardon, sort of, oh
Pardon, y´know, oh
Pardon, urm, oh

Pardon, err, oh
Pardon, sort of, oh
Pardon, y´know, oh
Pardon, urm, oh
Pardon, err, oh
Pardon, sort of, oh
Pardon, y´know, oh
Pardon, urm, oh
Pardon, err, oh