Excuse me, excuse me
Get right out of the way
Quiet!
(Flop-flops)

I´m sorry, beg pardon
The fault´s entirely yours
Quiet!
(Big Chops)

Your Highness, your Worship
You silly pompous ass
Quiet!
(Ah-ahs)

Quiet! You´re making such a racket
Quiet! Why must you be so loud?
Quiet! It´s costing me a packet
Quiet! Persistent louts and clowns

Hello there, how are you?
Pee off!
Quiet!

(Sweet trips)

Look, honest? Really?
Lies
Quiet!
(Prune juice)

How lovely! How charming!
Horrible
Quiet!
(Wee-wees)

Quiet! Or else there will be measures
Quiet! Stop this unholy row
Quiet! Shut up, you little treasures
Quiet! When you´ve been told and how

Alright little chap

Get back on mummy´s lap
There may well be chastisements if you don´t shut your trap
Just sit quite still
Fold arms, face front

Quiet! You´re making such a din-din
Quiet! Why don´t you please keep quiet?
Quiet! No one else is listening
Quiet! Utterly sick and tired

Quiet!

Sh, sh, sh, sh