Till I met her, I thought I knew the answers
I thought a bit of treatment was all a body needs
I´ll take you where the haps are
All the handsome chaps are
Squeeze you till I make your feelings bleed

She put me right behind her in fifteen minutes
She could have had my things off, so sadly was I raised
I had a lot to learn, dear
If I´d gone on the turn, dear
It wouldn´t be surprising nowadays

You know she´s Superman´s big sister
Her X-ray eyes see through my silly ways
Superman´s big sister, superior skin and blister
It doesn´t seem surprising nowadays... Yeah!

Superman´s big sister
Superman´s big sister
(oh-oh-ooh-oh)
Superman´s big sister
(oh-oh-ooh-oh)

Superman´s big sister
(oh-oh-ooh-oh)
I said she´s Superman´s big sister
It doesn´t seem surprising nowadays

And now I´ve had the sense to keep her friendship
And though I nearly miffed it in many little ways
The story´s got no sequel
´Cause me and her are equal
Is that so surprising nowadays?

Because she´s Superman´s big sister
Her X-ray eyes see through my silly ways
I said she´s Superman´s big sister, his grown up skin and blister
Is that so surprising nowadays?