Thank you, mum
Your rascal son
Has seen the error of his ways
I stole your purse and smashed the crocks
You done my trousers washed my socks

Dragged me screaming to the doc´s
Drink your medicine, chicken pox
Put your toys back in their box
Didn´t mean it
Thank you, mum

Thank you, mum
Your naughty boy
Will do his best to make amends
I hurt you merely to amuse
You wiped my nose and cleaned my shoes
Put witch-hazel on my bruise
Have you done your number twos?
Mind you watch your P´s and Q´s
Got a fiver?
Thank you, mum

Thank you, mum

You dear old girl
Through thick and thin you knit and purl
There isn´t any better mum
Than my mum in this whole world