she put on the light in the middle of the night
the wet stuff´s here let´s go
I grabbed a sock and called the doc
he told me don´t be slow
I got down there with time to spare

and then I sat on pins
until the doctor shook my hand
and told me you´ve got twins

twenty tiny fingers
twenty tiny toes
two angel faces
each with a turnedup nose

one looks like the mummy
with the cutest little curl on top
the other one got a big a bald spot
exactly like his pop

pop, pop,
pop. pop. pop
pop. pop.,pop, pop. pop-pop

oh we got the bibs and a bottles and cribs
´round our dear old flat
no time to see what´s on TV
no-where to hang my hat
we´re never alone, we are never done
it´s like a steeple chase
well they came in, and they took over
like they own the place

twenty tiny fingers
twenty tiny toes
two angel faces
each with a turnedup nose

one looks like the mummy
with the cutest little curl on top
the other´s one got a big bald spot
exactly like his pop

pop, pop,
pop. pop. pop
pop. pop, pop, pop. pop-pop

twice the laundery, twice as bibs
twice the baby-grows
double this and double that
oh how the money goes

mum and me we both agree
when all is said and done
we´ve got twice the headache
and we got double fun

twenty tiny fingers
twenty tiny toes
two angel faces

wiht a turnedup nose

one looks like the mummy
with the cutest little curl on top
the other´s one got a big bald spot
exactly like his pop

pop, pop, pop pop pop
pop, pop, pop, pop, pop
pop, pop, pop--pop