You´re more than fair; you´ve got a gorgeous bum
Why don´t you come to my house and meet my mum
I like your titties, they´re nice and small
Let me have a squeeze in my front hall

Satin drawers I want to run a hand in
I want to snap them off you as we reach the landing
A tender moment, don´t let nothing spoil it
I shall caress your clitoris as we reach the toilet

You´re more than fair; you´re warm and soft
Remove the trousers as we reach the loft
To taste the pudding, you´ve got to try the proof
You can try the pudding on the roof
The roof´s the only place I know