[Flavor Flav] Hey yo Cube, man, hey yo Cube, check this out Yo, motherfuckers be on the dick and shit, right? Check this out, you know what I tell ´em, man?
[Flavor Flav] Well two peas in a bucket Mother motherfuck it You either Flavor Flav it Or you Chuck Chuck Chuck it Kiss my ass and suck the D.I.C.- K. stands for kill so don´t fuck with me I fucked that lady in the bed I missed that pussy and the butt was spread I tried it again in a thumping wagon The bottom fell out and her ass started dragging Tried it again in a field of grass I missed that pussy and I bust my ass Then I fucked this lady in the tree The baby came out and said "Run-DMC" Yeah, and you don´t stop Flavor Flav in the house, and you don´t stop Ice Cube´s in the house, and you don´t stop
Hey, my sugar (Hey, yo, rock that shit G!)
[Ice Cube] I knew this girl who looked just like you Light brown and a fly hairdo I wanted to do her, screw her So I stepped to her on key Bitch had more ass than a donkey I said you´re the type of girl that I can´t pass over Give me one chance and I´ll bend your ass over Just call me the plumber at the end of the night Cause a nigga like me´ll lay plenty of pipe She didn´t get offended it was splendid to me Cause mister nice guy is what I pretended to be I guess I´ll just wine her and dine her And by the end of the night I´ll be behind her Waxing that ass like Raindance
On the bumper get the pussy then I dump her Took her to the Comfort Inn, tucked her in Pulled out the third leg pumped it in She said ´Will you call me?´ Yeah, I´ll call you a bitch or a ho after I ball you Naw I´m just playin´ but it´s still the same Cause a nigga like Ice Cube is only out for one thang [ both] FF: Yeah, what you out for? IC: Yo, I´m only out for one thing FF: You out for what, man? IC: Yo, I´m out for the pussy, the money, and the mic, and I´m straight. What are we out for? FF: I pledge allegiance to the uh... to the fuckin´, all of that shit. Know what I´m saying? IC: Five thousand!
FF: Five thousand, G IC: We out FF: Yo, we out of here, five thousand Yo, this is for my boy Ice Cube, you know what I´m saying Yo, check this out