(spoken into) [Bruce] ´What the fuck is that?´ [Nerd] ´Hi, guys, are you in a band or something? I mean it
would be so cool if you were in a band ´cos you´re Driving a big bus with band on the front of it´ [Bruce] ´Why don´t you shut up and get on board will ya?´ [Nerd] ´Wow! I have it here you got a stereo and a microwave And, and you got a beer, I´d like a Heineken if you´ve got one´ that´s real cool, that´s great, yeah!´ [Bruce] ´Would you like to see Black Bart?´ [Nerd] ´Who´s Black Bart?´ [Bruce] ´Let me introduce you´
Black Bart´s seen it Black Bart knows Black Bart´s done it The Black Bart blues
Suspended in suspension Many evil nights in Tennessee, and elsewhere We all got to try the Black Bart blues
Black Bart´s truckin´ ain´t what it seems Black Bart´s lookin´ Don´t know where she´s been Maybe she´s an acrobat Spends her evenings dancing on a pole We all got to try the Black Bart blues Black Bart tried most anything Black Bart liked it but he couldn´t sing So he asked me to tell ya Try it for yourself and you will see We all got to try the Black Bart blues
[spoken] [Bruce] ´What did you do that for?´
[Nerd] ´I´m sorry, I just..., I guess I´m not used to... [Bruce] ´Shut up and get on with it will you´
Black Bart´s livin´ across the ocean now Black Bart´s lookin´ to come back somehow So if you are a dancer, You could dance his pole in May That´s a maypole
Black Bart´s coming Now Black Bart´s gone Black Bart did it so I wrote this song Whatever and however, In and out or several at a time mmm yes! We all got to do the Black Bart blues Here comes the guitar solo
We all got to try the Black Bart blues Yowsa! Yowsa! Yowsa!