If you need a woman in bed with you
Tell her in front what you can do
It´s easy, easy as pie
You don´t have to BS her, you don´t have to lie

If you play the guitar, it won´t be long
You´ll be writin´ and singin´ them songs
It´s easy, easy you bet
You´ll be big, if you don´t quit

If you feel kind of lonesome, no friends in sight
Get yourself a dog, it will be all right
Get yourself two, lucky you
One thing nice, it´ll be there twice to love you
It´s so easy getting through these times
So easy with your life and mine

If a woman thinks she´s ugly or always depressed
She can go out and buy herself a new dress
It´s easy, easy for her
Solves all of her problems, that´s for sure

It´s so easy getting through these times

So easy with your life and mine

If cash is your problem, you might regret
And use that old plastic, slide two-third in debt
It´s easy, easy you see
If tomorrow never comes, everything is free

So easy getting through these times
So easy with your life and mine

It´s so easy getting through these times
So easy with your life and mine