Well I met this old woman, she was hard as nails I think she´d just come out of the county jail But I loaned her some money just to pay her rent If I would, she would put me in her last will and testament
Well I got lots of children, an ex-wife or two I never hear from them till the bills are due The money I gave ´em, they already spent If I could just slip ´em out, you put me in the last will and testament
You know I´m going over sixty, I´m older than most It won´t be long now, I´ll be nothing but a ghost My intentions, it´s my intent To leave all of them people out of my last will and testament And when it´s all over, they put you in the ground Send my belongings to the lost and found My intention, it´s my intent To leave all of them people out of my last will and testament