Verse 1:
We were so drunk last night,
We had that stupid fight,
You called me a useless selfish prick,
So I´m in a fix right now,

And we´ll measure the truth somehow,
love is a funny thing to me,

Pre-Chorus 1:
then you stormed out and grabbed your coat,
while slamming shut the door,
a ruthless move so cold you left your keys inside the door Oh...

Chorus:
Can Nothing i do make you happy anymore,
nothin´ i say put a smile onto your face,
can nothing i say bring us back together,
nothing i do put a smile onto your face.

(Spoken) Well Okay..

Verse 2:

Next day i called you back,
and you called me a stupid twat,
and then you were crying on the phone,
you sounded so upset, you said,
i wasn´t the man you´d met
3 years and 7 months ago

Pre-Chorus 2:
i pleaded with her take me back,
i´ll change my sorry ways
so tell me why mysteriously im annoyed instead of shamed
Ohhh

Chorus:
Can Nothing i do make you happy anymore,
Can nothin´ i say put a smile onto your face
nothing i do bring us back together

nothing i say put a smile onto your face

Bridge:
MMmmmm, Yeahhh

Im pondering it all after that call
i think it is clear
i am here, you´re from another stratosphere
Oh, now all the things she said they went around my head
and come out my ear,
and not before long,
this stubborn soul thinks he´s done no wrong.

Instrumental

Pre Chorus 3:
As when the questions flutter ´round my head like butterflies,

my head spins at reflecting on another love´s demise, Ohhhh

Chorus:
Can Nothing i do make you happy anymore,
nothin´ i say put a smile onto your face
can nothing i do bring us back together
nothing i say put a smile onto your face, Ohhh

(Spoken) All together now... ah 1,2,3...

*Whistles in tune to the chorus* -- until fade out