She keeps her patience for the bedroom
Should satisfy her for a week
Her domination is executed cheaply
With her studio technique

(What´s new?)
She carries love in a carrier bag
(What´s new?)
She don´t keep her body clean
Oh, oh, oh
Illegitimate contributions
And neurotic fantasies conceived

Love is infectious
I don´t know about that
Love is infectious
I don´t know about it

She keeps appointments by the hour glass
Guerrilla warfare in her bed
And constant love is oh oh so negative
We´re simulating sex instead

(What´s new?)
She carries love in a carrier bag
(What´s new?)
She don´t keep her body clean
Oh, oh, oh
Illegitimate contributions
And neurotic fantasies conceived

Love is infectious
I don´t know about that
Love is infectious
I don´t know about it

No personality´s essential
Nobody strictly in command
She´s not direct, elusive
Or inadequate
Love´s incompatible commands

(What´s new?)
She carries love in a carrier bag
(What´s new?)
She don´t keep her body clean
Oh, oh, oh
Illegitimate contributions
And neurotic heartaches are conceived

Love is infectious
I don´t know about that
Love is infectious
I don´t know about it