Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Bushwhackers
It´s game night, thieves against guns
Have a ball

I used to drink a lot
I used to smoke a lot, still do
So what? What´s it to you?
And that´s the way I´m gonna be
I used to scream a lot
I used to fight a lot, still do
Why not? Boohoo
That´s just the way I´m built to be

Nobody tells me what to say, nobody tells me what to do
So if you´re feeling froggy I´ll slap you black and blue
Nobody tells me I can´t talk, nobody tells me I can´t walk
And if you try and put them cuffs on me you´re gonna wake up lined in chalk

Girls used to jump on me
When I was 23, they still do
That´s right, I repeat, they still do
Ain´t got a thing to prove to you
What goes around comes around
Goes around, straight on down
So take your best shot and pray you knock me cold
Only way, you´ll ever shake me

Nobody tells me what to say, nobody tells me what to do
So if you´re feeling froggy I´ll slap you black and blue
Nobody tells me I can´t talk, nobody tells me I can´t walk
And if you´re dumb enough to swing on me, I´m gonna knock your block right off

Nobody tells me what to say, nobody tells me what to do
And if you´re feeling lucky, son, I´m gonna stomp all over you
Nobody tells me I can´t talk, nobody tells me I can´t walk
And if one more time you stinkeye me, I´m gonna stuff you in a box

Me, I was born this way
Might even die someday if I want
Ha ha, yeah, we´ll see (Nope)
What happens in between, don´t blame me
You may think I don´t care
That ain´t the case, I swear, ´cause I do
About me, just don´t care about you
That´s the way I´ll always be

Nobody tells me what to say, nobody tells me what to do
I drank your bar tab dry last night and I clipped your wallet too
Think you can tell me what to say, think you can tell me what to do
But here´s a news flash for you ´cause I took your Mary Lou

Oh hell, not Mary Lou
She was gon´ be my niece