One hand clappin´
Five toes tappin´
A neighbor nappin´ ´cross the hall
Second guess
This song is a mess

Make a little progress
Even if it´s small

All I know to tell
Is do it till you get it right

Playin´ to an audience of one
Better than an audience of none
Playin´ to an audience somewhere
Better than a bunch of folks not there
You could still have a lot of fun
Givin´ it all you´ve got
For an audience of one

It was a big night
Marquee lights
I seem to set impossible sights
Medium posts drew a curious ghost

Is she a fan or a miffed housewife?

All I know to tell
Is do it till you get it right

Playin´ to an audience of one
Better than an audience of none
Playin´ to an audience somewhere
No other job compares
You could still have a lot of fun
Givin´ it all you´ve got
For an audience of one

Uno
Un

Back at home I´m never alone
Hold the phone without fail

No trepidation
My motivation
Is a standing ovation from a waggin´ tail

All I know to tell ya
Is we finally got it right

Playin´ to an audience of one
Better than an audience of none
Playin´ to an audience somewhere
Better than a bunch of folks not there
You could still have a lot of fun
Givin´ it all you´ve got
For an audience of one