Fish porn, fish porn on his brain
From down in Marathon up to the coast of Maine
Gil´s got a weird incurable disorder
He can´t go a day without gettin´ on the water

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That´s the diagnosis

His childhood dream was to be a great magician
Disappear into thin air and become an apparition
He lives by the shore, but he comes from the sea
Goddess of the deep Lady Aphrodite

Don´t let him swim with the fishes
Like Luca Brasi

Now Coral loves her Gil, always greets him with her kisses
But he´s gone so much, she´s understandably suspicious
Before too long, she´s a woman on a mission
She wants to know, is he really gone fishin´?

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Early psychosis

Spoonin´ for a snapper, wanna hook a wahoo
Watch out for the bull sharks circlin´ you
Keep an eye out for the blue fins hangin´ with the whale
And watch out for the men tellin´ big fish tales

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Coral had to be sure, so she tracked him to his hideaway spot
With a cooler full of Landsharks, she slipped into something real hot
She breathed a sigh of relief, there were no cameras or chicks
No teeny bikinis, no real problems to fix

Splish splash, mad dash
Gil´s girl´s gonna save the day

Coral climbed on board, Gil was pantin´ like an Irish Setter
As she proceeded with her master plan
To make ´em both feel better
Things got exciting, and the fish started biting, and poles were bendin´
Everybody loves a happy ending

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It was a happy ending

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It was the remedy

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Everybody´s going out to to sea
Catch somethin´ for me

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It was a happy ending
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