Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog
Well he´s not very handsome to look at
Oh he´s shaggy and he eats like a hog
And he´s always killin´ my chickens
That dirty old egg-suckin´ dog

Egg-suckin´ dog
I´m gonna stomp your head in the ground
If you don´t stay out of my hen house
You dirty old egg-suckin´ hound
Now if he don´t stop eatin´ my eggs up
Though I´m not a real bad guy
I´m gonna get my riffle and send him
To that great chicken house in the sky
Egg-suckin´ dog
Your always hangin´ around
But you´d better stay out of my hen house
You dirty old egg-suckin´ hound