Everybody loves a nut the whole world loves a weirdo Brains are in a rut but everybody loves a nut
There was a hermit named Fred who kept the dead horse in his cave
And everyone said to Fred Fred how come you keep a dead horse in your cave and he said well
Everybody loves a nut the whole world loves a weirdo Brains are in a rut but everybody loves a nut
A Columbia man named Frank had a tiger named Hank He tried to put Hank in his tank guess what happened to Frank When they picked up the teets there and eyeballs And erected a tombstone that read Everybody loves a nut Another Columbia fellow told queen Isabella I don´t think the world is flat and now what do you think about that And she said you don´t and he said no ma´m
And she said he´d get out of my queendom and he said yes ma´m