Nasty Dan was the meanest man I ever knew
He´s stomp and scream and be real mean the whole day through
He´d frown a bunch he ate nails for lunch and he´d never laugh

He´d growl and yell and I hard tell that he never took a bath

Nasty Dan was a nasty man
Hard to understand that Nasty Dan

Now Nasty Dan was a nasty man the whole day long
He´d go where he could he´d try real good to make things go wrong
He´d jump for joy when a little boy would trip and fall
And the only words that he ever said were, "I don´t like you at all!"

Nasty Dan was a nasty man
Hard to understand that Nasty Dan

Now a real interesting thing that I want you to know about is this here

Because it´s the most important thing it concerns a girl and things like that
Now Nasty Pearl was a nasty girl that met Dan somehow
She said you like me rotten as can be let´s get married now
So they went and they did and had a nasty kid
And I must confess that Dan pretty much leaves everyone alone now
And he doesn´t bother anybody anymore cause he just lives in his nasty old house
With his nasty old wife and his nasty od kid in nasty happiness

Nasty Dan was a nasty man
Hard to understand that Nasty Dan