Well, I left Kentucky back in ´49 An´ went to Detroit workin´ on a ´sembly line The first year they had me puttin´ wheels on Cadillacs Every day I´d watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I´d hang my head and cry ´Cause I always wanted me one that was long and black
One day I devised myself a plan That should be the envy of most any man I´d sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand Now gettin´ caught meant gettin´ fired But I figured I´d have it all by the time I retired I´d have me a car worth at least a hundred grand
I´d get it one piece at a time and it wouldn´t cost me a dime You´ll know it´s me when I come through your town I´m gonna ride around in style, I´m gonna drive everybody wild
´Cause I´ll have the only one there is a round
So the very next day when I punched in With my big lunchbox and with help from my friends I left that day with a lunch box full of gears I´ve never considered myself a thief But GM wouldn´t miss just one little piece Especially if I strung it out over several years
The first day I got me a fuel pump And the next day I got me an engine and a trunk Then I got me a transmission and all of the chrome The little things I could get in my big lunchbox Like nuts, an´ bolts, and all four shocks But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy´s mobile home
Now, up to now my plan went all right ´Til we tried to put it all together one night And that´s when we noticed that something was definitely wrong The transmission was a ´53 and the motor turned out to be a ´73 And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone
So we drilled it out so that it would fit And with a little bit of help with an adapter kit We had that engine runnin´ just like a song Now the headlight´ was another sight We had two on the left and one on the right But when we pulled out the switch all three of ´em come on
The back end looked kinda funny too But we put it together and when we got through Well, that´s when we noticed that we only had one tail-fin About that time my wife walked out And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts But she opened the door and said, "Honey, take me for a spin"
So we drove up town just to get the tags And I headed her right on down main drag I could hear everybody laughin´ for blocks around But up there at the court house they didn´t laugh ´Cause to type it up it took the whole staff And when they got through the title weighed sixty pounds
I got it one piece at a time and it didn´t cost me a dime You´ll know it´s me when I come through your town I´m gonna ride around in style, I´m gonna drive everybody wild ´Cause I´ll have the only one there is around
Uh yow, Red Ryder, this is the cotton mouth In the Psycho-Billy Cadillac come on, huh, this is the cotton mouth And negatory on the cost of this mow-chine there Red Ryder You might say I went right up to the factory And picked it up, it´s cheaper that way Uh, what model is it?