Well I woke up this morning
I rolled out of bed
I felt like a dog who´s been
Kicked in the head
Checked out my mail

There was letter that read

Love for sale, love for sale

I picked up the phone
I called everyone I could
I let my fingers do the walking
Through the telephone book
You can´t catch a fish
If you ain´t got the hook

Love for sale, love for sale

Send up a signal
Throw me a line
Somebody explain "this funny Valentine"
It might not be legal
But it sure ain´t a crime

I´m one step from crazy and two steps behind

I called Lt. Columbo from my TV set
I´ve tried the Dating Game
I haven´t found her yet
I´m hoping that she´s looking like a Penthouse

Love for sale, love for sale

We´ve been living together
3 years, 2 hours, 20 minutes
Maybe four houndred beers
You can´t shop for love when
You´re shopping at Sears

Love for sale, love for sale

I guess I´ve learnt my lesson

It was easy to see
My old lady she played this joke on me
I never looked where I forgot it would be

Love for sale, love for sale
Love for sale, love for sale
Love for sale, love for sale