You can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But you wouldn´t tell no one
Your favorite if you could
From the White House to the alleys

From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can´t live with it but
You´ll die without it - yes you would
Señorita´s in the kitchen
She´s a fistful of dynamite
You call 911 but you
Can´t stop the fun tonight, it´s alright

You can´t start a fire without a spark
But there´s something that I guarantee
You can´t hide when infection starts
Because love is a social disease

Where you look you can find it
Try to run but you´re always behind it
So you play hide and seek like a blind kid
Until you´re caught - yeah you´re caught
So you´ll say that you had some

But they took it and held it for ransom
Were they tall, dark, skinny or
Handsome - you won´t talk
So you telephone your doctor
Just to see what pill to take
You know there´s no prescription
Going to wipe this one away

You can´t start a fire without a spark
But there´s something that I guarantee
You can´t hide when infection starts
Because love is a social disease

So full of high grade octane
She could run the bullet train on 38 double d´s
Now you know for sure, you know the cure
To make a blind man see