Everybody wants to be the girl
Everybody wants to be extraordinarily beautiful
Everybody wants to rule the world, or the room at least
And assume that they´ll be the one with a crowded funeral

Everybody wants to have the time
Everybody wants to count their calories, and money, and their likes
Baby, my job is just to rhyme, and I´m fine with that
Don´t concern myself with all of the lives I might´ve had

I don´t think I´m too fat, or too skinny for that matter
I see photos of vacations and I know they´re faking laughter
It´s a trip, you only got one shot, let her rip
Take a dip, have a smoke, try to laugh at the jokes (Ha)

I like myself most of the time time

Is that a crime? Is that a crime?
I like myself most of the time time
Is that a crime? Is that a crime?

Even planet Earth took seven days
Even if it looks real, you can fake it in a million different ways
Nobody chose to have their face, but you´re stuck with it
So rather than counting my curses, I try to stay positive

I don´t think I´m perfect, but I got some things to gather
I see photos of proposals that I know are empty gestures
Get a grip, you only got one shot, let her rip
Take a dip, have a smoke, try to laugh at the jokes (Ha)

I like myself most of the time time
Is that a crime? Is that a crime?
I like myself most of the time time
Is that a crime? Is that a crime?

Is that a crime? (Ha)
Is that a crime?
Is that a crime? (Ha)
Is that a crime?

I don´t like myself some of the time
No, I don´t like myself some of the time
´Cause I fuck up a lot and fall behind
No, I don´t like myself some of the time
When I write songs and tell myself it´s art
And I drink alcohol ´til I see stars
When I isolate myself ´til I´m too proud to ask for help

When life gets hard, ´cause life gets hard

I like myself most of the time time
Is that a crime? Is that a crime?
I like myself most of the time time
Is that a crime? Is that a crime?

Is that a crime? (Ha)
Is that a crime?
Is that a crime? (Ha)
Is that a crime?