Watching the people get lairy
It´s not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
It´s not very sensible either
A friend of a friend he got beaten

He looked the wrong way at a policeman
Would never have happened to Smeaton
An Old Leodensian

La...la la la la la
Ah...la la la la la

I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot

I tried to get to my taxi
The man in a tracksuit attacks me
He said that he saw it before me
And wants to get things a bit gory
Girls scrabble round with no clothes on
To borrow a pound for a condom

If it wasn´t for chip fat they´d be frozen
They´re not very sensible

La...la la la la la
Ah...la la la la la

I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot

And if there´s anybody left in here
That doesn´t want to be out there
Ah...

[Chorus 1 - Shortened]
Watching the people get lairy
It´s not very pretty I tell thee

Walking through town is quite scary
It´s not very sensible

La...la la la la la
Ah...la la la la la

I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot

And if there´s anybody left in here
That doesn´t want to be out there

I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot