Simply, knowing you exist aint good enough for me
But asking for your telephone number seems highly inappropriate

Seeing as I can´t

You don´t say hi
As you walk by

And that time you shook my hand it felt so nice
I swear I never felt this way about any other guy
And I don´t usually notice people´s eyes but..

I conducted a plan to bump into you most accidentally
But I was walking along and bumped into you
Much more heavily than I had originally planned
It was well embarrassing and I think you thought I was a bit of a twat

I just think that we´d get on
And I wish I could tell you face to face
Without singing this stupid song
But yeah I just think that we´d get on

So I went to that party
Everyone, they looked kind of arty
And I was wearing this dress
Cause I wanted to impress
But I wasn´t sure that I looked my best
Cause I was so nervous
But carried on regardless
Strutting through each room trying to find you

Then I saw you kissing that girl
My heart it shattered
And my eyes they watered
And when I tried to speak I stuttered
And my friends were like whatever
You´ll get some one better
His eyes are way to close together
And we never even liked him from the start

And now he´s with that tart
And I herd she done some really nasty stuff down in the park
With Michael
He said she´s easy
And if your guys with the one that´s sleazy
Then he aint worth your time
Cause you deserve a real nice guy

So I proceeded to get drunk
And to cry
Locked myself in the toilets for the entire night

Saturday night I watched channel 5
I particularly liked CSI
I don´t ever dream about you and me
I don´t ever make up stuff about you and me
That could be considered insanity

I don´t ever drive by your house
To see if you´re in
I don´t even have an opinion
On that tramp that you´re still seeing
I don´t know your timetable
I don´t know your face off by heart
But I must admit there´s a part
That still thinks that
We might get on
We might get on