Don´t bring me flowers to my grave Gon´ make it rain on my parade And when I leave, just celebrate And lick the icing off my cake
I hope my life will make you laugh Pour me out one last shot of Jack And put some rhinestones on my tombstone Save your breathe ´cause I´m alive
My obituary better say
I was a crazy-ass bitch Oh, but at least the life I lived It made for good stories Call me anything but boring Messy, yeah, I know But I heard y´all love a show So fuck it, here you go But, darling, don´t forget that My obituary better say
"Damn, she left a damn good legacy"
Don´t let my hijinks be in vain Don´t let them sanctify my name You´ll say it´s sad to see me go But this ain´t my first rodeo When I reach those pearly gates And Saint Peter makes me wait If all my sins make Jesus pissed Just tell ´em I´m on Dolly´s list
Oh, I know
I was a crazy-ass bitch Oh, but at least the life I lived
It made for good stories Call me anything but boring Messy, yeah, I know But I heard y´all love a show So fuck it, here you go But, darling, don´t forget that My obituary better say "Damn, she left a damn good legacy" You can blame it all on Tennessee
That´s where I learned to drink to get drunk That´s where I learned to smoke to get high That´s where I learned to work 9 to 5 That´s where I swear that Mama tried
I´m a crazy ass bitch, yeah
But I know how to live And I got the best stories You could never say I´m boring I´m messy, yeah, I know But I heard y´all love a show So fuck it, here we go Don´t forget though