Hey now darlin´, you thought it was all fun and games Runnin´ ´round, telling everyone why we´re not together I guess you just had to feel important
And I´m sure you thought I was just gonna sit back and take it on the chin But honey, I´m a songwriter And that darling is where you end and this song begins
(Refrain) I found someone new who treats me better She don´t bitch about things we ain´t got When I sing this tune it don´t upset her She´s half your age and twice as hot
Oh she wakes up every morning and she folds my clothes Doesn´t care about the strippers dancing at my shows She knows that I love her so I just wanted you to know
(Refrain) !yee haw!yeah!.. (Refrain)
Oh she don´t start trouble cuz she dont need drama She likes it in the mornin´ and she loves my momma I´m her big poppa an she´s my little rock n roll
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She´s half your age and twice as hot She´s half your age and twice as hot